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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:57 -0700

simplykelsey: Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:33 -0700

simplykelsey:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.

I freaking love Ellen so much.

geekvariety: stylechameleon / ”Interpol undercover Chun-li”

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:00:36 -0700

geekvariety:

stylechameleon / ”Interpol undercover Chun-li”

"So you attempt to hide your loneliness in public, to behave, in fact, as though you have too many..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:39 -0700

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So you attempt to hide your loneliness in public, to behave, in fact, as though you have too many friends already, and thus you hope to attract people who will unwittingly save you. But it never works that way. Your condition is written all over your face, in the hunch of your shoulders, in the hollowness of your laugh. You fool no one.

Believe me in this; I’ve tried all the tricks of the lonely man.

”

- David Marusek (via larmoyante)

Can’t decide if I should take a nap or play mario party… EDIT: Mario Party 8 was the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:22:00 -0700

Can’t decide if I should take a nap or play mario party…

EDIT: Mario Party 8 was the worst mario party so far. -__-

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:51 -0700

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:48 -0700

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

"I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:00:52 -0700

“I saw that you were perfect and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”

- (via buddhabrot)

How a Facebook update would go over in real life

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:56 -0700

bitshare:

Yep, I’m 100% sure this is how it would go too. This is how everyone feels every time Facebook wants to just move things around, just for the sake of, moving them around. Sigh.

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